My three year old son heard about tattoos today. He asked his mom if he could have one… she naturally said no. He came crying to me… I said, “You can have a tattoo if you want a tattoo!” and since he wouldn’t know a tattoo from a hole in the wall, I drew a Buzz on his arm. He’s happy. He also has food on his face.

This Buzz says, “I make a three year old look all gangsta!”