The illustrious Erik Fisher (@erikfisher), host of the Beyond the To-do List podcast, posted a tweet that someone needed to write a parody to “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman” from Disney’s Frozen called “Do You Wanna Cook Some Bacon”… so I did.

It’s the story of a baconaholic who drives his wife to divorce with is bacon fixation. Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Do you wanna cook some bacon?
I heard you say we’re having roast.
I realize that it doesn’t go
So could we just forgo,
have bacon, eggs and toast.

I really like it crispy
and golden brown
We really don’t need those sides…

Do you wanna cook some bacon?
I know you just now put the roast in.
[Go away moron!]
Okay bye.

Do you want to cook some bacon?
Yes Hon I know it’s 2 am
And normally I’d be willing to
do it myself but you
are better than I am

You seem to be offended
There’s no time for that
I’m timing you as you fry.
Yes your honor I’ll admit that
I drove my wife to make this call
But bacon made me do it sir
I like it more than her
Can’t eat her after all.

She used to make me breakfast
Now oatmeal and fruit
What was I gonna do?
I only asked her to make bacon
[Mrs. Baconski your divorce is granted]
Okay, bye.